Holds records for dead-lifting
and sleep duration.
Soft on the outside, heart of a warrior inside.
Push-ups, sit-ups and three squares
a day for this goat.
Fast on the track and one heck of a kicker.
Pound for pound, the toughest
badger in the Big Ten.
One flex of his muscles,
and other mascots cower in fear.
Snarlin’ and growlin’ all game long.
Displays speed, agility and incredible vision.
Earns his stripes putting up massive
numbers in the squat rack.
Owns the 4th quarter and a universal gym.
Draws strength from all 22 of his horns.
This terrapin is a terror in the weight room.
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